The Good

Grape
Cabernet Sauvignon
Year
Winery
Carson Ridge
2015
Where
Paso Robles, California
Grade
Tasting Notes
Old banana peel within spitting distance; wet cardboard from a broken case of beer; mismanaged hot tub; thick green grass under bare feet on a dark, humid night.
10
Feel
Melting chocolate.  This wine was born to be paired with dangerously under-cooked red meat.
10

The Not Bad

Grape
Cabernet Sauvignon
Year
Winery
Murphy Goode
2013
Where
California
Grade
Tasting Notes
A rotting, bitter, corpse-flower smell lingers when you open the bottle to let it breath; but pour a glass later and you have a very mild and gentle wine for a Cab.   Like a shy friend with gas, this wine can be ridiculed but should not be rejected.  It’s skunk liver cooked by a master chef, smothered in ketchup.
8
Feel
Something tells me this wine will improve with age. There’s a dusty, wispy quality I recognize from stealing sips of expensive wine while busing tables as a teenager.
9

The Ugly – but Open to Debate.  These are just personal opinions after all.

Grape
Cabernet Sauvignon
Year
Winery
Carnivor
2015
Where
Modesto, California
Grade
Tasting Notes
Red velvet cake; sewer gases; ashtrays; spoiled milk; college dorm rooms; birch tree cut with a chainsaw.  I kind of liked it.  But God and the devil do battle in this bottle.
4
Feel
Mild decongestant; lip-numbing sensation of cocaine (so they say).
5
Grape
Cabernet Sauvignon
Year
Winery
Chateau St Jean
2012
Where
Sonoma, California
Grade
Tasting Notes
Licorice; rubber; corn syrup; a sad, wistful hint of character; the most boring chocolate in the box.
3
Feel
Soft, watery, mild; pair with chicken nuggets, Jell-O.
3